Category Archives: Brian Harris

Posted on March 16, 2012 by CineKult

BCI’s ‘Magic Story’ (1987) Lacks Magic in My Pants!

Like them or hate them, BCI released some incredible stuff during their heyday including a series of gnarly Naschy numbers, mucho Mexican monster movies and a small handful of assy Asian horror delights. Unfortunately only a few of those Asian … Read the rest of this entry →

Filed in '80s, Brian Harris, Comedy, Fantasy, HK Cinema, Horror, Kung Fu, Supernatural, Vampires | Comment Now

Posted on March 29, 2011 by CineKult

Ling Pan Whips Up Some ‘Brutal Sorcery’ (毒蠱 – 1983) for HK Junkies

Born in a bad year and month, on a bad day and time, Alan Chang finds himself plagued by disturbing ghostly encounters. Local medium Lady Luck informs his family that he must dig up the bodies of two spirits in … Read the rest of this entry →

Filed in '80s, Black Magic, Brian Harris, Exploitation, Ghosts, HK Cinema, Horror, Kung Fu, Nudity, Revenge | Comment Now

Posted on March 7, 2011 by CineKult

‘Star Knight’ (1985) – Spain’s Answer to ‘Dune & Dumber’

The peon’s of a wealthy count’s kingdom quake with fear when the horrifying form of a dragon casts its foreboding shadow over the land. Now the people refuse to pay their taxes until the count’s forces dispose of the dragon … Read the rest of this entry →

Filed in '80s, Aliens, Brian Harris, Comedy, Fantasy, Klaus Kinski, Sci-Fi, Spain | Comment Now

Posted on January 5, 2011 by CineKult

Welcome Nudies & Cuties Alike to ‘Amazon Jail’ (1982)

If you’re one of those whiny dinks that watch exploitation and bitch and moan about the lighting, camera work or production values you obviously don’t “get it”. Truly sleazy cinema isn’t meant to be appreciated for its technical brilliance…IT’S ALL … Read the rest of this entry →

Filed in '80s, Action, Brian Harris, Exploitation, Nudity, Rape, Revenge, S. America, W.I.P. | Comment Now

Posted on January 4, 2011 by CineKult

‘Gwendoline’ (1985) – Kitaen Does French Kink Fantasy

When a DVD opens with eight naked women on the opening menu screen, you know what to expect. When two of those eight are chained up, you only hope it doesn’t let you down. When a ninth walks on, dressed … Read the rest of this entry →

Filed in '80s, Action, Adventure, Brian Harris, Fantasy, Nudity, Sci-Fi | Comment Now

Posted on January 3, 2011 by CineKult

1990: Bronx Warriors’ (1982) – When Rip-Offs Roamed The Future & Ruled The Roads!

Folks, I’m listening to the soundtrack for 1990: Bronx Warriors by Walter Rizzati right now and I’m groovin’. This score makes me wanna scoop up my pimp cane, head to the nearest roller derby gang’s training facility and crack open … Read the rest of this entry →

Filed in '80s, Action, Brian Harris, Enzo G. Castellari, Exploitation, Fred Williamson, Italy, Post-Nuke, Sci-Fi | Comment Now

Posted on January 3, 2011 by CineKult

Jon-Mikl Thor Will Beat You to Death in ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare’ (1987)

Remember when nothing in the world mattered but rock & roll, women, snorting coke in bathroom stalls and Reaganomics? There were nukes hanging over our heads on a daily basis and it was okay to hate as long as the … Read the rest of this entry →

Filed in '80s, Action, Black Magic, Brian Harris, Demons, Gore, Horror, Supernatural | Comment Now

Posted on January 2, 2011 by CineKult

Barbara Crampton Gets Crazy Head in ‘Re-Animator’ (1985)

I don’t know about some of you but I’m a self-proclaimed, card-carrying double dipper or a “consumer whore” if you will. I’m one of those fan boys that will grab a re-release just because it has a new featurette and … Read the rest of this entry →

Filed in '80s, Brian Harris, Gore, Horror, Nudity, Zombies | Comment Now

Posted on January 2, 2011 by CineKult

‘Future-Kill’ (1985) – TCM’s Edwin Neal Gets Post-Nukey on Your Asses!

As cinema fans we’ve all got our “guilty pleasures” whether they be slasher films, supernatural thrillers or romantic comedies starring Sarah Jessica Parker. One of my guilty pleasures has always been post-apocalyptic films. Man, the more they steal from Mad … Read the rest of this entry →

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Posted on December 29, 2010 by CineKult

Sandahl Bergman is ‘Programmed to Kill’ (1987)…with Unbelievable Amounts of Boredom

A small U.S. special forces team is called in to neutralize a terrorist enclave in Lebanon but things don’t go as smoothly as planned, the operation goes bad and they take casualties. Not content to leave empty-handed though, squad leader … Read the rest of this entry →

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