Author Archives: CineKult

‘Gwendoline’ (1985) – Kitaen Does French Kink Fantasy

When a DVD opens with eight naked women on the opening menu screen, you know what to expect. When two of those eight are chained up, you only hope it doesn’t let you down. When a ninth walks on, dressed … Read the rest of this entry

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Even the Mute Get Raped in ‘Ms. 45′ (1981)

Thana (Zoë Lund) is a mute seamstress that’s brutally attacked and raped in an alley but a masked assailant. Obviously, she’s rattled and damaged when she arrives at her apartment. It doesn’t get any easier for poor Thana though when … Read the rest of this entry

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1990: Bronx Warriors’ (1982) – When Rip-Offs Roamed The Future & Ruled The Roads!

Folks, I’m listening to the soundtrack for 1990: Bronx Warriors by Walter Rizzati right now and I’m groovin’. This score makes me wanna scoop up my pimp cane, head to the nearest roller derby gang’s training facility and crack open … Read the rest of this entry

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Jon-Mikl Thor Will Beat You to Death in ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare’ (1987)

Remember when nothing in the world mattered but rock & roll, women, snorting coke in bathroom stalls and Reaganomics? There were nukes hanging over our heads on a daily basis and it was okay to hate as long as the … Read the rest of this entry

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Barbara Crampton Gets Crazy Head in ‘Re-Animator’ (1985)

I don’t know about some of you but I’m a self-proclaimed, card-carrying double dipper or a “consumer whore” if you will. I’m one of those fan boys that will grab a re-release just because it has a new featurette and … Read the rest of this entry

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‘Future-Kill’ (1985) – TCM’s Edwin Neal Gets Post-Nukey on Your Asses!

As cinema fans we’ve all got our “guilty pleasures” whether they be slasher films, supernatural thrillers or romantic comedies starring Sarah Jessica Parker. One of my guilty pleasures has always been post-apocalyptic films. Man, the more they steal from Mad … Read the rest of this entry

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Sandahl Bergman is ‘Programmed to Kill’ (1987)…with Unbelievable Amounts of Boredom

A small U.S. special forces team is called in to neutralize a terrorist enclave in Lebanon but things don’t go as smoothly as planned, the operation goes bad and they take casualties. Not content to leave empty-handed though, squad leader … Read the rest of this entry

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Martin Kove Sweeps Crime’s Leg in ‘Steele Justice’ (1987)

A friendly visit between Vietnam vets John Steele and his ex-partner Officer Lee Van Minh spirals into a bloody massacre when the Vietnamese Mafia decide to execute Minh and his family for his opposition to their control of the neighborhood. … Read the rest of this entry

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See Gina Gershon’s Sweet Tits Followed By a Healthy Dose of ‘Sweet Revenge’ (1987)

Three young women and a nosey investigative journalist are kidnapped by an international white slavery ring and smuggled into Southeast Asia for a black market auction. Thankfully their captivity doesn’t last as a ex-pat scoundrel with a heart of gold … Read the rest of this entry

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Barry Prima Plays “Muslim Karate Jesus” in ‘The Warrior’ (1981)

Oppressed by a murderous Dutch regime, the people of Indonesia have only one hope for freedom, a warrior with incredible strength and cat-like reflexes with enough faith in Allah to move mountains, he is Jaka Sembung (Barry Prima)! The Warrior, … Read the rest of this entry

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